Job Placement Service For Robert Griffin III – Serious Enquiries Only, Please

Robert Griffin III choir director
West Hills Presbyterian Church, Choir Director

In the interest of helping my fellow Washingtonians, I have opened this space to serve as a crowdsourced employment service for Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III.

Robert Griffin III, for those of you who do not know, is a very good man, of the highest character and eloquence, who happens to be not a very good quarterback in the National Football League – a description which undoubtedly applies to many of us, so let us not be quick to judge.

The population of Washington DC – which includes every member of the Washington Redskins football team along with their spouses, children, coaches, former players and ghosts of the deceased – has recently brought it to my attention that they would prefer Robert Griffin III obtain new employment which would make better use of his impressive skills and personality. In that same conversation, the population of Washington DC informed me they have no real preference as to location of this employment, as long as it is on any part of the planet Earth not currently occupied by the Washington Redskins football team. Which leaves plenty of real estate.

Already, the following opportunities have been submitted and prescreened:

West Hills Presbyterian Church, Knoxville, TN

Choir Director

Part-time job opening for the position of Choir Director at West Hills Presbyterian Church, Knoxville, TN. Committed Christian men with training and experience directing adult church choirs may contact D.J. Cimino at whpc.search@gmail.com for more information.

If you are Robert Griffin III, click here to apply.

Robert Griffin III and Dalai Lama
Kidworks, Executive Director
Kidworks, Santa Ana, CA

Executive Director

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